Acronyms and Abbreviations. That’s the way the internet works today. With everything happening faster, no one has time to type in the whole words or whole phrases. Be it laughing, scolding, insulting or even pissing people off. Everything happens in letters. And that’s the reason why there are more than 5000 wildly popular acronyms and abbreviations. And guess what? Most of them are SLANG!! Nothing unexpected huh!!
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WTF- What The Fuck
OK everyone knows what ‘WTF’ means. But here’s one thing you might not know.
Go to http://www.abc.xyz Yes that’s the company that owns Google. Everything good? Wanna know something else?? Search for ‘abc.wtf’ on google.
OMG BING tried and failed in an attempt to troll Google. Such a LOL!! ROFL!!
OMG- Oh My God
Again, An awesomely popular internet acronym. Did you know that there is a movie in Bollywood called ‘Oh My God’ a.k.a OMG.
LOL- Laughing out Loud
It’s something president Obama does, quite too often actually. The latest encounter happened on Halloween 2015, when He fell in love with Baby Pope on his little Pope-Mobile.
Rofl- Rolling On the Floor with Laughter
You know what ROFL means? Forget whatever you know. See this and try not to ROFL.
LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off
OK now that you know that batman does not like when someone says ‘ASS’, be careful, next time you are in the theater.
FOMO – Fear Of Missing Out
Not just the panty, I wanna make all your dresses suffer from FOMO. And then I wanna go all BANG! BANG!! with you.
LGBTQA – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Asexual
For those of you who didn’t know what ‘QA’ is, in LGBTQA. I have one thing to say : I have one thing to ask: What were you doing, missing your Sex-Ed classes. And wait, I have another thing I want to ask: Now that you have realised you have missed those ‘All-Important’ Sex-Ed classes, what are you gonna do when your daughter starts dating a guy who you doubt has ‘Gonorrhea’.
I am not sure if they teach that in Sex-Ed classes anyways. So chill.
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SMH – Shaking My Head
Isn’t that cute?
ATAB – Ain’t That A Bitch
I dare you to call his mother a bitch again! And I can Damn Fucking Sure Bet YOU WON’T!
Best for the last, ASAFP- As Soon As Fucking Possible
Enjoy your weekend, go all BANG! BANG!! See you next time.
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