Lawsuit abuse is not a news. And assh*oles wanting to make a buck out of lawsuits aren’t a new thing. ‘God Bless America’ the constitution entitles everyone the right to fair trial, which means:
“Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him” – Wikipedia
Everyone has a right to fair trial, and that’s a very good thing. But only if we could fit “Ass*hole Auto-filters” in the gates of court rooms.
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Here is a list of top 10 funniest frivolous lawsuits – A few of them were actually won.
McDonald’s Coffee was too hot to be safe’ $3 Million
Though this was not entirely frivolous and there was some definite merit to the case. But the funny part is the overblown damages that were demanded. Approx $3 Million. However facts suggest that the litigation ended in an out of court settlement for less than $600,000. See details on Wikipedia
Robert Lee Brock, a Virginia prison inmate sued himself in 1995. This is what he said –
“For violating my religious beliefs, I want to pay myself $5 million, but I ask the state to pay it since I can’t work,”
Ok I wanna sue myself for a modest $5 Million, Why you ask?? “Because being a blogger causes me to write things that spark discussions that disturb public order” and why should the state pay “Coz Adsense would take me around 5000 years to earn that much” LOL.
Woman sued store owners for breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler
Kathleen Robertson (Austin) won a $780,0000 lawsuit for breaking her ankle after tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store.
The funny part, The toddler was her son
I am gonna sue my brother, for… “being my brother” I will pay him a $100K out of what I win and I am sure he will understand.
Man sues Kanye West and Kim Kardashian for being members of Al Qaeda
The man also allegedly saw Kim and Kanye performing some terroristic rituals burning the American flag and the president’s picture. What’s more.. he said Kim is the new head of Al-Qaeda.
Holy Fuck I wanna go join Al-Qaeda if that’s true!
Burglar wins $500K from homeowner’s insurance because he got trapped in their garage after robbing
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania got trapped in the garage while leaving from a house he finished robbing because the family was on a holiday, and he successfully sued the homeowner’s insurance for “undue anguish”.
I guess I am just gonna go learn “How to break into houses” That’s a much faster way to a million bucks.
Man sued Apple because he could access porn on his laptop
Chris Sevier, a lawyer from Tennessee sued Apple because he could access porn on his MacBook Pro after mistyping a web address and now he is addicted to porn.
Lawyers don’t really need a reason, do they?? They can sue anyone for anything.
$200,000 suit for ‘Bird Poop’ against 8 year old
Seattle’s 8 year old Gabi Mann’s parents are being sued for $200,000 because Gabi feeds little birds that bring her gifts to her like beads and broken pieces of glasses, which results in bird poop that allegedly damages their properties.
Well that’s an 8 year old little girl, you sick suing fucker!!
Man Sues Neighbour for $500k because his dog barks
Seattle man was successfully sued by his neighbour for $500,000 because his dog’s barking caused “profound emotional distress.” to his neighbour.
Tell me Buster, which park do you wanna be left at, The neighbour has already started complaining about you, BTW Buster is my dog.
Woman Sues after tripping over Fed-ex Package on her door
FedEx delivers packages to our doorsteps, one Florida woman, however, allegedly fell over a package placed in her doorway by FedEx and she is now seeking money for “severe physical pain, mental anguish and humiliation”.
Ok my little brother just fell down while playing with his friends, I guess I’ll just go sue his parents. LOL
Jennifer Lopez is being sued for being “too sexy” at Morocco Concert
This one’s the best. May 29 2015, J Lo performs in Morocco in bodysuit, bejeweled fishnet tights and stiletto boots and guess what happened after the show an education group filed a lawsuit against her because she:
“disturbed public order and tarnished women’s honor and respect.”
I guess I am just gonna go sue Barack Obama for… Being the president.
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